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10 Mustache Styles that Must be Stopped

“The moustache is a style that has sadly been relegated to antiquity: It is a quaint, often goofy relic that’s looked upon with derision in the modern world, when it is looked upon at all. So of course, it’s time for the insufferable hipsters to ironically bring it back. A moustache is supposed to be a courtesy; it’s there to tell the world “there’s something wrong with my face. Here’s something else to look at, friend.” But these days it’s just telling the world “there’s something wrong with my personality, look at me.” If you’re considering a moustache: Don’t. It’s been ruined. But real men are not dissuaded from anything, no matter how reasonable the argument, so you’re probably still considering making the moustache leap — not in spite of, but in fact because it is currently going down in flames. If that’s the case, please consult this comprehensive guide to the modern moustache so you will be fully cognizant of the precise kind of dick you look like.”